Doston ek halki fulki majedar shrabi aur pandit ki kahani aapke liye laya hun. Padhiye aur maje kariye. han yah kisi ki bhi bhavnaon ko Aahat karne ke uddeshy se nahin likhi gai hai.
Pandit aur sharabi ki majedaar kahani | Funny Story
Ek pandit Ji Puja karke bahar ja rahe the tabhi unhone Sidhi ke pass ek sharabi Ko niche gira hua dekha. vah shrabi ke pass Gaye aur use samjhane Lage.
pandit Ji shrabi se bole - are bhai itna kyon Peete Ho? apni halat to dekho! na tumko hosh aur na hi tumhare sharir mein Josh bacha hai. apne kapdon ki halat dekho! kitne gande ho chuke hain. agar aap sharab nahin Peete to Aaj aapke halat aisi nahin Hoti.
itni baat sunkar shrabi gussa ho jata hai aur vah thoda dagmagate hue khada hokar pandit Ji ki or dekhta hai aur bolata hai - are pandit Ji, jaaiye Na apna Kam kijiye. Mujhe Sone dijiye, bolkar shrabi fir se so jata hai.
Pandit Ji usse FIR samjhate hue bolate Hai - are Bhai main to sirf tumhari bhalai ke liye samjha raha hun.
Shrabi Ko fir se gussa a jata hai aur vah uthkar pandit Ji se bahas karne lagta hai. Shrabi bolata hai - Pandit Ji agar aap mere ek sawal ka jawab de doge to main sharab peena hamesha ke liye chhod dunga!
Pandit Ji bole - poochho beta kya puchna chahte ho? Sharabi puchta hai - pandit Ji bataiye is duniya mein sabse bada kya hai? Pandit ji sabse bada to mandir hai beta. Shrabi agar Mandir bada hai to Dharti per kyon khada hai?
Sharabi ki baat sun Pandit Ji bole - Tab to Dharti badi hai.
Sharabi bola - Agar Dharti badi hai to sheshnag per kyon khadi hai?
Pandit ji fir apna javaab badlte huye bole - Sheshnag bada hai.
Sharabi bola - Sheshnag bada to Shankar Ji ke gale mein kyon pada?
pandit Ji bole - Shankar ji bade. Shrabi bola - Shankar ji bade to Kailash parvat per kyon khade?
Pandit Ji sar per hath rakhte hue bole - Kailash parvat bada.
Shrabi bola - Kailash parvat bada to Hanuman kaise leker ude?
Pandit Ji bole - Hanuman ji bade. Shrabi bola - Hanuman ji bade to Ram ke charanon mein kyon pade?
Pandit Ji bole - Ram bade.
Shrabi bola - Ram bade to Sita ko Ravan lekar kyon Ude?
Pandit Ji ab to aap bolenge nahin ki Ravan bada! Ravan to rakshash tha to vah to bada nahin ho sakta. Pandit Ji han bhai vah to rakshash tha to vo bada nahin ho sakta. tu hi Bata de ki Sabse bada Kaun?
Sharabi Bola - na parvat bada na sheshnaag bda na ravan bada Jo pk pada vahi sabse bada!!😂😁😄🤪
Itna sunane ke bad pandit Ji Jo vahan se bhage uske bad usne unhen Kasam khae ki aaj ke bad kisi shrabi Ko nahin samjhaunga!
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